Now That Obama's In Office...

Hello ladies and gents!
Unlike most people, I deliberately didn't blog on the day of Inauguration, the day after...or even the week after. Instead, I wanted to let people get comfortable with the idea of having a new (black) President, and what not. And, although the reformational trash talking began on Nov. 4th, I thought it was high time to voice my opinions and such on the topic in a form of what won't happen now that we have a new (black) President. Therefore, I present to you:



The Top 10 Things That WON'T Happen Just Because We Have a (half) Black President.



1. The White House getting a distinctively darker paint job [Thanks Miko!]
2. America reenacting the reciprocal of 400+ years of Black slavery (aka White Slavery)
3. "Big Brother" being renamed "Big Homie, Pimp Daddy, Big Brotha, Big Nigga," etc.
4. Legalization/decriminalization of Marijuana...(Most likely won't happen..not in his first term, anyway)
5. Decrease of police brutality (Just because we got a [half] black prez don't mean pigs won't be pigs).

6. The immediate dissipation of the Curse of Willie Lynch (check it out ya'll).

7. Prompt equality, Race relations being automatically equal, and racism disappearing.

8. The GrandWizard of the KKK getting a Black wife.

9. Ebonix being nationally recognized as "good" English.

10. White people being victims of The Man.

Currently, our new President is alive and well, and hopefully he stays that way! However, contrary to the belief those who harbor Anglo-guilt, say how the country has "progressed so far, anyone can be President", and expect things in America to be magically fixed due to the recent election, newsflash: they won't be. It's gonna take awhile. You can't take a country that has been fucked up since its creation and expect everything to abra-ka-fuckin-dabra overnight. However, hopefully this is a step in the right direction.